Super-Awsome Find of the Week, installment 2

This week's super-awesome find comes in the form of a play. Specifically, a play inspired by William Shakespeare and the Coen Brothers, aptly called "Two Gentlemen of Lebowski".

The entire script can be found here, but let me present to you a few choice moments:

JOSHUA: This Wednesday thou and I a-courting go!

WALTER: And wherefore 'fair', when ye be nihilists?

WALTER: This be what befalleth, Laurence! This be what befalleth, Laurence!

THE KNAVE: Beshrew me, who is this gentleman, Maude?