Heteronyms: They'll Get You Every Time

While the brevity of this entry would normally rank it among other super-awesome finds of the week, I simply could not wait to share it.

No doubt most of you read that word as:
  "peer (n.): one that is of equal standing with another".
The first thing I read, however, was:
  "peer (n.): one who pees".

That being the case, I would complain too.